Closing Statements

Kasich: I like guns, I cut funds, I saved Ohio from dying
Christie: MIDDLE CLASS BACKGROUND, ice cream, 9/11, pro-life, New Jersey hates teachers
Paul: I'm a different kind of Republican, I've been to Detroit
Rubio: My parents were born poor in Cuba, AMERICAN DREAM
Cruz: Obama sucks, amirite? Also, I hate women
Carson: I removed someone's brain once
Huckabee: DEATH TO HILARY
Walker: I'm a winner from Wisconsin, y'all
Bush: I can make America like Florida
Trump: CHINA RABBLE RABBLE JAPAN RABBLE RABBLE MEXICO RABBLE RABBLE OBAMACARE RABBLE RABBLE I WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN RABBLE RABBLE